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Chop sticks
or
chap stick?
Both touch the lips.
Tube socks
or
tube steaks?
Both retain water.
Saxophone
or
phone sex?
Both captive…ate.
Bow Flex
or
flexing beau?
Both impress.
Violin
or
Lynn is vile?
Both can squawk.
Superman
or
rubber band?
Both are a stretch.
Gypsy queens
or
Burger kings?
Both are loosely royal.
Curtain call
or
certain fall
Both are taking bows.
Poetic justice
or
just a poet
Both are needful.
Gerald the Writer 
>Someone was in a playful mood – and this playfulness with words is wonderful.
>Entertaining look at life – pointing out the similarities and the dualities in so many (and not so obvious) aspects of life…fun little exercise.
>did you just use tube steak and phone sex in the same poem…(spits coffee all over his computer)…you rock!
>Very well written Jerry.You do Michigan proud!
>words swordor soared words*still pondering 4 out of 9 or's*Peace, hp
>You presented some interesting narrative comparisons without being judgmental. Which is a feat. You've left the reader there to judge for themselves using their own where with all to decide if your conclusion are proper ones or not. Nice and compactly done Jerry.
>I was trying to think of one and drawing a blank, Jerry. Great wordplay, logic play too. My favorite was Gypsy Queens and Burger Kings—both are loosely royal. Ha! Very witty across the board with these pairing. Great conclusion too.
>This was a lot of fun 🙂 enjoyed it!
>the saxophone and phone sex line cracked me up jerry…lol..great write
>LOVE it! wish i had written it.