As one who works outside for a living, seeing the effects of wind over a warm bath called Lake Michigan, I am tempted to call my mom and ask her to dress me for the day.
Mittens with a string.
Over boots with buckles.
Jacket buttoned all the way up…
or zipped up(often getting caught and stuck in the material).
Stocking cap or a robber’s mask…
Two eye holes and a mister Bill circle for a mouth.
I will hear all day long comments and questions.
“How are the roads?”
“Pretty cold eh?…you poor thing.”
No worries, my mom dressed me today…but don’t tell her I took off the mittens with a string.
Sure is beautiful out there…better go get dressed.