“What’s O.J.’s glove got to do with it?” Fin from Law & Order misquoting Tina Turner.
“How do I love ye, let me cipher the ways.” Jethro Bodine slips on Elizabeth Barrett Browing.
“Now I know I have a fart, ‘cause it’s breaking…wind.” The Tin Man messes up his lines.
“You had me at Jello.” Bill Cosby almost remembers a line from the movie Jerry Maguire.
“I luff, luff, luff you.” Mr. Darcy’s stand-in was lisping his way through the Pride and Prejudice lines.
“Did you shove me?”
“Did I what?!” …Tevye and Golde before the police were called about a domestic dispute.
“Love is a many splenda thing.” Adjusted lyrics of a diabetic.
Additions welcome. You got any?
© Gerald Allen Barrett and parentheticallyspeakingin3d, 2012.