“What’s O.J.’s glove got to do with it?” Fin from Law & Order misquoting Tina Turner.
“How do I love ye, let me cipher the ways.” Jethro Bodine slips on Elizabeth Barrett Browing.
“Now I know I have a fart, ‘cause it’s breaking…wind.” The Tin Man messes up his lines.
“You had me at Jello.” Bill Cosby almost remembers a line from the movie Jerry Maguire.
“I luff, luff, luff you.” Mr. Darcy’s stand-in was lisping his way through the Pride and Prejudice lines.
“Did you shove me?”
“Did I what?!” …Tevye and Golde before the police were called about a domestic dispute.
“Love is a many splenda thing.” Adjusted lyrics of a diabetic.
Additions welcome. You got any?
© Gerald Allen Barrett and parentheticallyspeakingin3d, 2012.
Gerald the Writer 
Love is a many splenda thing……priceless!
It’s personal for us isn’t it John?
“I love you with maul my heart”-The Dark Side Valentines wish.
Courtesy of Thor’s Valentine card. 🙂
Thank you Thor!
one of my favs..
When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca
and another one….
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein
smiles
really like this one Claudia
LOL the fart one gave me a good laugh, childish I know..haha
That makes me feel good….cause it was one of the ones I made up myself! I laughed too by the way.
Thought these were really funny. I got bit a while ago by a spider or something, took a benadryl and my mind’s all addled. Couldn’t add on but love the ones you found. Good work. G.